New Blog Pages

Hey everyone,
I'm happy to announce that I've added some new pages to this blog: Start Travelling, Best of Blog, and Travel Lists. (I've also redesigned my blog's template!) The main purpose of these pages are to help with navigation and reference you to posts that are related to things you want to look at. They also provide some new information. Here's a summary of the functions of the three new blog pages:

Start Travelling: I've been requested to write about the most important steps to planning a trip, and this page is the answer to your questions about that. This topic can be quite confusing, as there is a lot of information on the Internet about this subject and all the sources are annoyingly different. So, I've collected details about this from the web and my personal experience, and compiled them into 12 steps. Click HERE to read this page. 

Best of Blog: This is basically a new feature on my blog that will help you find a post that interests you, based on what you want to learn about or where you may be going. For example, if you want to know about the best gardens to visit in Paris, you'll be directed to the "Luxembourg and Tuileries Gardens" blog post. I hope this makes it easier to navigate between posts that you'd like to read. Click HERE to read this page. 

Travel Lists: The purpose of this page is to help you when preparing and travelling by reading dumb lists I've written (for some reason I find it fun). Right now, I've made a list of almost everything you'll need when packing for a trip, but in the future I'll update the Lists page with (for example) the things you'll need to do when you leave your house on vacation. If this interests you, check back every few weeks for an update. Click HERE to read this page.

I hope you enjoy these new features... Happy Reading! (Cheesy as usual.)

 UPDATE: I've added a new video about packing to my blog under Travel Lists. (It's called Timelapse Packing.) If you have a minute, you might want to check it out.

What I Wrote In My Travel Journal

I am embarrassed to admit that my parents made me write in this travel journal (NOT a diary) when we went to France, to "remember my experiences" and whatever. However, when I was looking through it for other ideas of things to review and write about on the blog, I noticed a lot of strange/funny stories and experiences. So here we go: Some strange things I wrote in my travel journal during our 2013 and 2014 trips to France. This will include cities, cats, motorcycles, and sometimes gophers. I hope you enjoy! Note: I was 10 and 11 years old when I wrote this, so don't juge me spelling/grammar.

Something I wrote on a napkin in a restaurant in 2012 after our experience at the medival fortress of Carcassonne in the south of France:
"We are invaders from another country, breaking in to the walled medieval city of Carcassonne. We were unable to continue with our horses (car) so we abandoned it (parked it) and set off on foot. The defenders tried to stop us with a black Mazda (security patrol) but to no avail. We break into a treasure keep (souvenir shop) and emerge from it with 2 Coke cans. Success on our first mission! We manage to break into the inner wall... well, the defenders let us in after we pay 8 euro. From there, we get past another Mazda and are in the inner keep! We manage to escape from the fortress alive with six postcards and two books. Spoils of war! We return to the parking lot, triumphant on our raid."

The walled city of Carcassonne, also known as the fortress we're invading.

We took care of a cat while in the south of France (her name was Minette). However, we certainly got some unwanted company.

This is Minette, our feral, furry feline in France.

July 5: We think Minette has a friend! There's a feral cat that has been coming into our yard. She's really cute and we named her Gris because she's greyish coloured. Unfortunately, she's really thin so we've been letting her eat a little of Minette's food.
July 6: Not so sure if Minette's friend is cute. Gris is not leaving much food for Minette, and she visits several times a day. We don't want to chase her out, though, she and Minette seem like good friends.
July 8: Okay, first of all, Minette's so-called "friend" is a "he", not a "she" (don't ask how we found this out). They got into a big fight and Stefan got it on video which is pretty stupid because who stands in the middle of a feral cat fight in a foreign country? I guess Gris was trying to take over Minette's territory. So Gris got chased off our property with a broom and if we see him coming back he's gonna get a good whack.

She's a HE? Here's Gris the cat in Servian.

July 9: Turns out Stefan got bitten by Minette. Not surprised. We will be seeing a doctor later today. So much for a day of sightseeing thanks to a 10-year old kid trying to hug a feral cat.
July 10: Saw THREE cats in our yard that looked just like Minette. Could not figure out which was which so we tried to get them out but they did not move. Finally Stefan stuck his head out the window of the house and started yelling "MOO" at the top of his lungs. The cats left. Go figure.

A photo of the Eiffel Tower from below (duh).

List of things you should remember when you should go to the Eiffel Tower:
1) Don't fall down the stairs. Failure to comply could lead to injuries, crying, and a major inconvenience to the next few thousand people going up.
2) Don't fall off the tower.
3) If you didn't pay attention to #2, then unravel your parachute and float gently to the ground.
4) If you don't have a parachute or you didn't read #3, try to land on your feet.
Note: This probably won't happen.
5) If you don't land on your feet (which I'm not surprised about), please understand that a refund is not included, and neither are funeral expenses.
Well, this should clear everything up!

When we ate dinner in the plaza in Servian (the town we stayed in):

The plaza we ate dinner in (La Panouille is on the left).

Tonight, we are going to La Panouille for dinner. I ordered the usual chorizo, and my brother ordered a ham one- I forgot what it is in French. We were starting to get really annoyed by all the motorcyclists that drove around in the plaza without their mufflers. At one end of the square plaza was the street, along the sides were buildings and at the end was a railing to warn people of the big drop. (The town of Servian was built on a hill, and this plaza at the top basically overlooked the entire city.) There were some steep steps going down from the plaza that could take you to the bottom of the hill, but from my experience they are just like a ladder. I know it's a bad joke, but when the stupid, loud motorcycles got close to the edge, I said "just keep going" and my brother and dad and I all started laughing. Later, when they stopped tearing around the plaza and finally left, I said "excuse me, wrong way" and we laughed even harder. It's been a great day in the south of France.

It's a long drop off the railing!

An excerpt from my travel diary on our 2012 trip to France. We were hungry and wanted food, so we decided to stop at the bottom of a hill (there was a town at the top). But how did we get up? 
I SAID I wouldn’t write this. I know I will hate myself for it years later because I will never want to admit I ever did this. Okay, fine. Entertain the reader. I will tell you IF you don’t laugh... So we were super hungry and lost so we parked at the bottom of the hill on which a random french town was built and hopped out. Doesn't sound sketchy at all, does it? Did we walk to the top? No! We saw one of those tourist trains for “transportation”. It was RIDICULOUS! Red and white on the outside, crappy seats on the inside. The only thing that could by worse is... Thomas the tank engine. It’s that bad. But I want to complain about how lame the train was and what a waste our 1.8 euro was. It was fun to duck every time we passed someone to save ourselves from a life of embarrassment from the residents of Rennes le Chateau. You may think that I’m just complaining because it looked dumb. I’ll give you some good reasons to walk instead!

Taking a picture of the train was too
embarrassing, so here's a photo of a gopher
(what we named the train).

1) So slow it could’ve been pulled by a cat! Or worse... a gopher.
 2) If you walk you are not ‘inconvenienced’. That is, you don’t have to duck every time you pass someone.
3) It’s FASTER to walk! (sorta)
4) So who designed and painted this again? What kind of investment WAS this?
5) A TGV train might have been a LITTLE more popular...
See? 5 good, logical reasons not to ride this train (affectionately named THE GOPHER by my brother). I hope this saves you a lot of money if you ever go here. Just ask my dad. He didn’t take a picture of the train because a) why would you want to? and b) he didn’t want to admit that he’d ridden it. Well, I guess 2 pages is enough to warn you.. I hope you don’t ride this stupid train if you ever find yourself at the town Rennes le Chateau.

Well, I hope you enjoyed these travel stories... I know they're dumb but maybe they made you laugh. I know this doesn't qualify as travel advice, although hopefully it gives you some insight into the culture of another country (even if aforementioned "insight" is given through experiences with feral cats that bite my brother).

Don't forget to tell me which was your favourite story/experience in the comments section! Also, I'm not sure whether to give more travel advice and reviews of specific places, or stories and personal experiences. Let me know what you think; I'll be posting again in a couple weeks :)

PS: New video about how to and not to pack your suitcase will be coming out soon!

TRAVEL ADVICE: Packing Light

The importance of packing light on a long trip cannot be overemphasized, and although this may seem easy, it can be surprisingly difficult to pack effectively. Use this short post as a guide on your next long trip. 

The first time I travelled internationally, I found the whole "packing" thing very confusing. Figuring out what to bring on a trip was a complete nightmare.

Me packing on a trip to Maui: 
Let’s start with the bare essentials: iPod, toothbrush, a couple of extra pairs of shoes, my WiFi modem, a glue stick in case I need to glue stuff, the surfboard can go carry on, some cutlery in case it’s not provided, and my dishwasher to wash the cutlery. Oh and clothes. And a swimsuit. And toothpaste because what use is a toothbrush without toothpaste. Of course I gotta fit in with the locals so I should bring my flower lei. Made from good quality plastic flowers! This is getting to be a lot of stuff. So I go onto one of those travel advice forums. “Pack items for every situation.” Well, done that. “Consider any unexpected locations or conditions.” Hmm. Maybe the laundry machine should come along too... 

Luckily, I've gotten a little better at packing (and also a little less random). Here are some tips for travelling light that you might find useful on your next trip. Some of it's pretty obvious, but I hope it at least helps a little.

Hand-to-makeup-bag comparison
(or at least how big it should be).

1) Never check your baggage. A good limit is 20 pounds in a 9" x 22" x 14" carry-on-size bag (it'll fit in your airplane's overhead bin). For many people who haven't travelled much, this is a radical concept: "What? That's the size of my makeup bag!" But besides being more expensive, checking baggage will make it more likely to get broken, lost or stolen. With a smaller bag, last-minute changes in hotel and flight plans become simpler. You can have access to your bag at all times, and when you arrive you can charge past all the annoyed people waiting for their checked bag...that may have just got put on the wrong plane to Mongolia. 

This is what I mean by
"small day bag".

2) Packing light isn't just about saving time or money-- it's also about your travelling lifestyle. Too much luggage marks you as a typical tourist, and you'll walk with it more than you think. Before flying to Europe, give yourself a test. Pack up completely, go into the city you live in, and practice being a tourist for an hour. If you didn't enjoy your experience, stagger home and thin out your luggage.

Corral your cables in a small pouch
so they won't strangle your speakers.

3) Bring one bag; a small day bag is optional. A large backpack or duffel bag is great because you can compress it into a small space, unlike a hard suitcase. They can fit more than you think! A very small purse or shoulder bag can be a good idea if you're going on day trips and need space for a water bottle, money, phone for selfies, etc. but this should only hold a few essentials. Don't make it into a second large bag, and only bring this if you have to. The more you bring, the more stuff you have to keep track of.

Hopefully that helped you with what bags to bring.. However, I haven't actually given you any tips on packing effectively. (This is my personal experience, so don't trust it too much.) Here we go: 

Absolutely NO hardcover books
(use eBooks when travelling).

1) Wearing is not carrying. Stuff your pockets, have on layers and a jacket. Pack your flip-flops and wear your boots. 

Rolled (top); folded (middle)
and crunched (bottom)

2) Black holes are so compact that light cannot escape their gravity. Your bag should function on a similar principle. Folded is smaller than stuffed. Folded and rolled: smaller still.
3) The value of each item increases exponentially with each function. For example, a frisbee can be strategically packed on the outside of your bag to protect breakables in addition to its international friend-making potential.  It can also be used as a cutting board, plate, bowl, fan, and a dry place to sit. A towel could be used as a changing room, a bag, a sunshade, a blanket, or even a giraffe excluder (roll lengthwise and stuff under door). 

One accessory can be great,
but notice I said one.

4) Magic of three. Three pairs of socks. Three shirts. Wash one, wear one, dry one. Choose quick-dry cotton-poly blends that handle wrinkles well. (Note: You won't need as many pants as shirts because they don't need to be washed as often. For example, if you pack 3 shirts, only bring 2 pairs of pants.)

Ditch the jewellery and hair
flowers when travelling
 (especially if you're a guy).

5) Bring clothes that work easily with your other clothes, instead of packing a different outfit for each day. It's surprising how much space you can save this way. (And when I say clothes that match, I don't mean a neon pink shirt with orange zebra stripes.)
6) Be logical. Really consider each item. Don't just ask yourself "Will I use this?" but instead, "Will I use these fins enough to feel good about hauling them over the Swiss Alps?" Think in terms of what items you can do without-- not what will be handy on your trip. 

Don't bring random clothing
that doesn't work with your
other articles, as shown above. 

7) If all else fails, buy your way out. Rather than carry a whole trip's supply of toiletries, take enough to get started and look forward to running out of toothpaste in Bulgaria. Then you have the perfect excuse to go into a Bulgarian department store, shop around, and pick up something you think might be toothpaste. And if you still can't find the item you need, ask yourself how half a billion Europeans can live without it.

Buy your way out!

Well, I hope these tips help you with packing for your next trip. Just remember that in the end, you can't travel heavy, happy and cheap. Pick two.


And don't forget to leave room for souvenirs! :)

One of the World's Highest Bridges: Miallu Viaduct

I know, I know. Another stupid bridge. Yes, I want you to go see a bridge. Actually, this bridge is pretty awesome. And besides the bridge itself, there are lots of other great things to see around this area, including the town of Miallu and the Tarn Gorges. This is the Miallu Viaduct.

First of all, let's clear up the pronunciation difficulties. It is not MEE-ow Viaduct. It is not The Viaduct of Cats. It's also not the mee-AH-loo Viaduct. If you tell your friends in the French town of Servian that you are going to visit the mee-AH-loo Viaduct, they will just look at you quizzically and wonder where you learned your (bad) French. Trust me, I've done that before. Pronounce it: mey-AU.
Okay. With that out of the way...

The Miallu Viaduct is a 394,000,000-Euro bridge that spans the valley of the River Tarn in southern France. It was built so people living on one side of the valley could get to work in places like Clermont-Ferrand (on the other side) more quickly. It bypasses Miallu completely, so why it's called the Miallu Viaduct I have no idea. Before the bridge was constructed, everyone had to drive into the valley and back up the other side, causing traffic jams in the middle. (It must have been a really annoying problem if they spent almost 400 million euros on it.)

You won't get this cool a view... unless you take a helicopter. Photo credits to www.wikipedia.org

 Anyway, this bridge is a fabulous architectural wonder. If you're less than a couple hours away from it, I would highly recommend going there. But the question I'm answering is "Is it better to to view the views from on top of the Miallu Viaduct, or drive into the valley and see the viaduct, but not be able to look down into the valley?"
The answer is surprising, but not once you've driven over the viaduct.

First, let's define where the Viaduct actually is. The nearest large city is Montpellier, which it is about an hour drive north of. I could say it's in the centre of southern France, if that helps.
*note* There is currently construction about 20 minutes from the viaduct on the A75.

My Experience

The awesome view of the viaduct in the bottom of
the Miallu Valley.

When I visited the Miallu Viaduct with my family, we incorporated it into a day trip with a visit to the Tarn gorges and the nearby towns. Coming from the south, we drove along the E11 and turned off at the visitor centre to hang out and get some cool posters. After that, we drove into the valley on the D41A (this will make more sense when you see the map) and were able to get some good views of the viaduct. There's a really nice viewpoint right at the bottom of the valley where you can pull over and get out of your car, looking up at the bridge. After that, we drove back up the other side, on the D41. We passed Miallu and followed the D809 along the banks of the river. There are several nice towns along here; Aguessac, Compeyre, La Cresse, Rivière-sur-Tarn, Le Rozier, Les Vignes, and others. (By the way, if you stop in Les Vignes, there's a restaurant with a beautiful view over the river... just don't order the chèvre salad.) After having lunch in Les Vignes, we drove around the Tarn Gorges. There are several great viewpoints, and if you can stomach the bumpy road, there's much beauty to be discovered in this region of France. On the way back, we got out of Miallu via the D911 instead of the D41. This road took us a few minutes north until we found a complicated traffic circle that got us onto the A75, going south. (It's hard to find other roads that get you onto this highway, most of them go under the viaduct.) This is where we went through the toll booth and got onto the viaduct.

Here's a map of the Miallu area. NOTE: Highways D992 and the E11 (aka big orange line) do not intersect
(the D992 goes under the viaduct). Also, the D911 and E11 meet up farther north.  

MY AMAZING JOURNEY ACROSS THE VIADUCT...
Was surprisingly dumb. Well, no. It felt cool, but all you can see are the 3m- tall plastic barriers and the huge suspension lines as you pass under them. Had I not known that the viaduct existed, I would have been thinking, "oh hey why'd they stick these stupid poles here on this random stretch of highway...?" The change is almost unnoticeable.

So to answer your question... By all means, driving into the valley is the best way to see the viaduct.  It also gives you a great opportunity to discover the Tarn Gorges, instead of just driving over the viaduct, past the town of Miallu, then turning around and going back. Actually, don't even bother with the bridge unless you have to. However, if you are planning a trip to the South of France, you might want to keep reading for some more tips about how to spend your day at the viaduct.

If you turn around and look out the back of the car window
after crossing the viaduct, this is what you'll see.

My Advice
1a) If you are staying close to the Miallu Viaduct: Devote one day just to exploring the valley and the viaduct, and come back for a more thorough trip around the Tarn Gorges.
1b) If you aren't staying close to the Miallu Viaduct: Get up early, and spend the day exploring the viaduct, the Tarn Gorges, and the surrounding towns and villages.
2) Going into the valley is essential, going over the bridge is not. It's fascinating to go into the valley where you'll be able to really appreciate the huge viaduct. If you're in a rush to get back to the town you're staying in and want to say you've been on the bridge, you can go over, but there will be nothing to see except at the very end after you've crossed the viaduct (see picture at left).
3) Make sure you go to the visitor centre (if you want to buy that overpriced plastic Miallu Viaduct placemat on your wish list!). Actually, most of the things in the visitor centre are really nice, and you can look at models of the viaduct and watch a short movie about how it was built. It's a great learning experience, a lookout gives you great views of the viaduct, and most importantly... there are bathrooms.

Drive up one side of the Tarn Gorges for this spectacular view. 

4) Visit the towns! In France, it's not enough to be a tourist; you have to immerse yourself in the French lifestyle and culture. Go for a swim in the Tarn Gorges, eat at a restaurant beside the river, go on a hike, and talk with the locals (we got an awesome beach ball from a restaurant owner in Les Vignes). Don't just go to the Miallu area to see a big bridge, you have to enjoy it.
5) Don't stress over food. Bring breakfast in the car, and when you get to the Tarn gorges, park your car where there's a nice view and eat your squassionts (squashed croissants, a reference to my time in Paris). It gets very hot in the summer, so bring along LOTS of water. For lunch, eat at one of the local towns along the gorges. For dinner, buy a baguette (or whatever) from a café and eat it in the car.

Well, I hope this helps you if you ever find yourself in the south of France with a day to spare. And if it wasn't useful at all and you're never going to go see the viaduct, well, you just read three pages of me ranting about overpriced placemats in the visitor centre. Which is okay, too.

Transportation Around Paris

By this point, you've probably read several posts about the various attractions in Paris, France. However, you need to know the various options available for travelling around the city, and
this post will list their convenience, cost, and fun-ness.

#1: Walking:      Cost: None      Convenience: 3/5        Fun? Depends where you are in the city
Pros- Walking is great exercise, and there's way more to see travelling on foot than underground in a Metro station. It's very inexpensive (you just have to eat more food/fuel!) and you can be mentally lazy and not have to worry about which stop to get off at. Some areas of Paris are better than others, of course, but walking is a great way to really appreciate the city.
Cons- It's sloooow. And if you're in Paris during a rainstorm (which isn't exactly uncommon), you're not going to have much fun in the forty-five minutes it takes you to get from the Louvre to the Luxembourg Gardens. So it's easy, but not always convenient or fast due to weather issues. And you also have to not trip over any natural wildlife (aka pigeons).

#2: Metro      Cost: 1,70 Euro      Convenience: 5/5   Fun? The first time, at least.

This is a typical Paris Metro train.  

Pros- It's probably the most efficient way to get yourself around Paris, certainly for the price. The trains are always on time, and you can save money by paying about 13,70 Euros for a 10-pack, which I recommend. The ticket is effective until you leave the Metro, so you could ride around underground for a whole day and only pay 1,70 Euros. It's also super fun to take the Metro into Paris, because you're underground coming into the city and suddenly pop up right amongst the amazing architecture, just blocks away from some national landmark. You don't have to walk far to find a station, because they're almost everywhere in central Paris.
Cons- Not super interesting once you've been riding it for an hour, so try to incorporate Metro-ing with walking around the city, since all you're seeing is the inside of a tunnel. You don't really get much exercise (except for climbing the stairs...) But overall, it's definitely the most convenient form of transportation in Paris.
TIP: If you've seen the sights of Paris, this is a fun way to discover even more. Walk to a random Metro station. Pick a line and roll a pair of dice to see how many stations you go before getting off. Explore that area, then walk to a different station and choose a different line to go on. Take it in the opposite direction. Go aboveground and explore. Repeat.

*scroll down for Metro Map*


#3: RER      Cost: Can vary      Convenience: 4.5/5      Fun? Sorta

At the Gare du Lyon, you can take SNCF trains or the TJV
outside of the city as well as change RER or Metro trains. 

Pros- This is a sort of suburban line that goes further outside the city, although it has several stops in central Paris and in some cases may be more convenient (it is faster and has fewer stops than the Metro lines). You can use a Metro ticket on these, but only in the central part of the city. If you are travelling to other zones (farther out of the city) you'll need to pay more for a separate RER ticket. If you're coming to Paris from the CDG or Orly airport, you'll take the RER into Paris.
Cons- Just like the Metro, it's only aboveground in the suburbs of Paris, and just when it gets interesting the RER trains go underground. You're better off to use the Metro system in central Paris, because it'll be easier to find a stop. Tickets can be a little on the expensive side if you're outside of the city centre. You also don't get much exercise on the RER (although you could run up and down the train if you wanted to).

As you can see, the Paris Metro/RER system is very complex...

#4: Bus      Cost: 2 Euro        Convenience: 3.5/5      Fun? Until there's the inevitable traffic jam
Pros- For short rides, travelling aboveground is definitely more entertaining, and you can also familiarize yourself with the city if you look around. You can use Metro tickets for the bus, but you can't transfer from a Metro to a bus using the same ticket. Packs of ten are available for 13,30 Euros. I'd recommend it if you're going to be on the bus a lot.

             Two-digit numbers mark Paris city buses, 

             three-digit numbers mark suburban buses.

Cons- You need to get another ticket every 90 minutes, which can be annoying if you're riding for a long time. Traffic jams can help you learn the French curse words pretty quickly (just listen to everyone when you get stuck in the middle of the city). They're slower than the Metro, although useful during bad weather.
Bus Lines Outside Paris: The Roissybus runs from the CDG airport to central Paris, but I do not recommend it. You get no view, and it's really frustrating when there's a traffic jam. It takes about an hour and a half to get to Paris from the airport, and I'd recommend going on the RER instead. (Tickets from CDG to Paris cost 10 Euros per person...Mon dieu!)


#5: Taxi      Cost: A lot       Convenience: 4.5/5      Fun? Not when you see the price meter

One of the taxi stations along the Champs-Elysées

Pros- The Parisian taxis are safe and reliable, and you can catch a taxi by hailing one on the street or going to a street corner taxi station where they queue. Available taxis have a long white light on the roof. There are over 15,000 taxis in Paris, so finding one is usually not a problem. They are certainly very convenient, and if you're tired and don't want to memorize the Metro map, are a good idea.
Cons- However, taxis in Paris are super expensive because of the traffic, and unless you have to get somewhere urgently or are very tired, I wouldn't pay the extravagant taxi fees. I would not call for a taxi, because they charge for the distance travelled to pick you up. (I learned this the hard way...) Use the Metro/RER/Bus unless you want to treat yourself.

#6: Driving   Cost: n/a      Convenience: 1/5      Fun? If you're driving it's not fun...

Traffic jams aren't exactly uncommon in Paris...

Okay. DO NOT DRIVE YOUR CAR IN CENTRAL PARIS. The parking is impossible, driving can be a terror in the city, and if you want to park on the street it costs 2 Euro an hour and you're limited to two hours. Underground lots are even more expensive. Car rentals are expensive and it's going to take you forever to get where you need to go, because there are so many cars in central Paris. If you do bring your car (which you shouldn't have), park it outside the city and forget about it. Take the Metro, bus, or ANYTHING else but DO. NOT. DRIVE. A. CAR. IN. PARIS.

#7: Biking    Cost: Varies    Convenience: 3.5/5     Fun? YES!

One of the Vélib bike stations in Paris.

Pros- The city of Paris operates the Vélib bicycle rental program using three-speed bikes which you can pick up at stations or "service points" scattered around the city. You can pick up a bike at any Vélib station and turn it in at any other. The prices are affordable (1,70 Euro per day, and 1-4 Euros per half hour depending on how long the trip is). You need to get an account and money will be taken out if you damage the bike or return it overtime. You have to be 14 or older to use a bike. These are great exercise, and are faster than walking.
Cons- Although a great way to see the city, the bikes aren't super fast. Use them mainly for cruising around, because they won't get you across the city very quickly compared to the Metro. You do need a credit card with a microchip to use the bikes, but this is not usually a problem for us Canadians.


#8: Ferries    Cost: 15 Euro/day   Convenience: 3/5    Fun? Definitely.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's the Batobus!

Pros- Batobus is a ferry service on the river Seine that makes eight stops on a circular route in the central city: The Eiffel Tower, the Musée D'Orsay, Saint Germain des Prés, Notre Dame, the Jardin des Plantes, the Hotel de Ville, the Louvre, and the Champs-Elysées. It's a great way to see the city without memorizing bus routes, and it departs daily at 25 minutes intervals from 10:00AM to 7:00 PM. Once you buy a ticket, you can use it for the whole day regardless of how many time you get on and off.
Cons- Although fun, the Batobus only stops at locations on the river Seine, meaning you'll have
to find another transportation method to get to and from your hotel, unless it's right on the water. It also doesn't run in January, so plan accordingly (although it's unlikely you'll be in Paris at that time). I found the Batobus to be a bit touristy because it only visits the main attractions, but the views are stunning.

Here's a map of the Batobus route. It makes eight stops at major attractions along the river Seine. 

Overall, each method of transportation has its pros and cons, and you need to decide which one works for you. Remember to memorize your routes before you go somewhere, because opening a map and trying to figure out where you are will definitely make you a target for pickpockets. If you've lost you're way, downloading the Paris Metro app on your phone will make you less conspicuous, but don't let anyone see which pocket you put your phone in.

Most reliable: Taxi
Most convenient: Metro/RER
Most scenic: Ferries/Biking
Worst way you could possibly drag yourself around the city: Driving

This is just a brief summary, so I'd recommend checking THIS LINK for useful information should you actually be going to Paris. Have fun!


Other useful websites: 

Paris Metro:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Métro

Paris RER:
 http://parisbytrain.com/paris-rer/

Bus Map: http://www.ratp.fr/informer/pdf/orienter/f_plan.phpnompdf=bus_paris&loc=reseaux&fm=pdf

Vélib Website: (in French)
http://en.velib.paris.fr

Batobus Website: (in French)
http://www.batobus.com

Gardens In Paris: Tuileries & Luxembourg

You've probably heard about the two most famous gardens in Paris. Even if you get easily bored just hearing the word "flowers" (which I do!) these gardens are easy to enjoy, even if you're walking through them on your way to the next Metro station. This (rather short) post will compare the Tuileries and Luxembourg gardens, so if you're in Paris and have limited time, you can chose which one you want to go to.
TIP: I would highly not recommend giving yourself three or four hours just to see the gardens, because this isn't the kind of thing that you make a separate trip on the Metro for. I don't like it when these are listed as "attractions" because they're really just a part of the city and lifestyle. I'd recommend walking through one of the gardens on your way to a different attraction. Just naturally incorporate them into your day, instead of planning everything.

#1: The Tuileries Gardens

Location: Between the Louvre Palace and the Place de la Concorde, in the 1st Arrondissement.
Distance: 1km and about 15 minutes end-to-end if you don't stop or walk along any side paths.
Description: This garden provides a great contrast between forest-y and wide paths. The main walkway (Alée Centrale) runs straight through the middle of the garden, towards the big pond at the end. The gardens are very popular, but they're big enough that you can find your own place in its depths. Huge stone and bronze statues decorate the gardens, surrounded by colourful flowers. There are several snack stands on the main path, especially by the octagonal pool. Some are touristy and others are very nice. We liked the ice cream from Antonio's (the stand with the fat angel logo). You really need to be careful of pickpockets here, especially on the main path near the Louvre. I'd recommend staying on the other paths that are concealed deeper within the trees; there are less pickpockets.

Here's a map of the Tuileries Gardens in Paris:

#2: The Luxembourg Gardens
Location: Just south of Sorbonne University, in the 6th Arrondissement.
Distance: 750m and about 12 minutes if you walk quickly (from Rue Auguste Comte to Rue de Vaugirard).
Description: Where the Tuileries are rich and forested, these gardens are open and spread-out. When you see the Luxembourg Palace after going around (and hopefully not IN) the main pool, you'll be stunned. The Fontaine Médicis is also worth a look, and the many side paths winding around the gardens are great for exercise and very photogenic. You can find shade along the edges of this garden, and you can get to it quickly if you take the Metro to the Luxembourg station. These gardens can get crowded, but the wide paths and sprawling landscape make it easy to forget yourself and just spend a whole afternoon in the gardens. Unlike the Tuileries gardens, we had no trouble with pickpockets here. Another plus is that it's very difficult to get lost in these gardens: you don't need a map because the Luxembourg Palace and the octagonal pool can be used as reference points. Take your time in this garden, especially on sunny days when the flowers and trees are lush. There's a lot to see, and you need to slow down to really appreciate it.

Here's a map of the Luxembourg Gardens:

Well, I hope this guide has helped you to learn a little more about the two main gardens in Paris! (Even if you're not planning a vacation to Paris, check out some of the travel advice blog posts about the next time you go travelling.) Final tips about the gardens:

1) Never just go to a garden. Always incorporate it into the other attractions you are visiting.
Attractions near the Tuileries Garden include: The Louvre, Place de la Concorde, Place Vendome, Madeline, Champs-Elysees, Opera (some distance away), and Arc du Triomphe (some distance away)
Attractions near the Luxembourg Gardens include: The Pantheon, Sorbonne University,
Cluny Museum, Notre Dame Cathedral, Saint-Chappelle, and Musee Rodin (some distance away)

The Tuileries Gardens in the summer.

2) Always visit these gardens in the summer or spring, if possible. They are much more interesting when everything is lush and green. Autumn can be interesting, and winter is just boring. If you visit the gardens in the summer, bring a hat and sunscreen.

I hope you enjoyed reading this blog post! If you are going to Paris, also read the
4 Walks In Central Paris post for ideas on where to walk and how to incorporate the gardens into your daily life in the city.

And don't feed the pigeons (they are already overweight).

TRAVEL ADVICE- Enjoying Flight Connections

This is my first Travel Advice post, all about how to enjoy flight connections...enjoy!

First Steps: (connections 2hrs+) These are the first things you should do after you land, in order. 

1) Find Food. When you're on the plane and the flight attendants are chucking the unappetizing flight meals at your tray table, you'll wish you had found food in the airport. 

Organize your boarding pass...if you can
find it... WHERE IS MY BOARDING PASS?

2) Organize Your Bags. Your carry on bag probably got all jumbled up from you rummaging through it on the previous flight, so take some time to put everything in its proper pocket, and so on. This is also the time to charge your iDevice. As long as someone in your family is guarding your phone, you can charge it while you wait for the plane. It's surprisingly easy to forget to do this, actually, and if this is your only source of entertainment (which it shouldn't be) this is especially important. 

3a) If you're travelling East, you'll probably be pretty jet lagged by the time you reach your destination. This is a good time to think about the time difference at your destination and use it to your advantage. For instance, if you're waiting in Toronto for a flight to Paris, you'll know that Paris is 6 hours ahead of Toronto. So if it's 4pm in Toronto, you should be sleeping in France. Spend your time waiting for a connection getting used to the time difference.

Try to match your eating/sleeping
schedule to the one of the time
zone you are travelling to. 

3b) If you're travelling West, the day is going to keep going...and going... and going. You will just keep staying awake and you won't even be tired. Why? If (for example) you're travelling from Paris back to Toronto and your flight from Paris leaves at 1pm (Paris time), you'll arrive in Toronto at 8pm Paris time. But at this time, it's only 2pm in Toronto because of the time difference. So naturally, your brain is totally confused because it's still light outside when it should be night in Paris...(have I lost you yet?). Anyway, if you're not tired, you might as well have some fun with the airport games listed below. 

Airport Games: This is how to have fun in an airport if you have time to spare. 

 1) Find The Item: Each kid is assigned a travel item that you forgot to bring. Then, everyone has to run off and find their item in a store in the airport, buy it, and come back. The first person back gets the previously decided prize (candy for the plane, etc.) Set a time limit so your 8 year old doesn't go tearing across the airport and end up on the opposite side when you're plane's supposed to be boarding.

See if you can beat 12.7 seconds for the
100m escalator race.

2) Escalator/Moving WalkwayRaces: Choose an escalator or one of those high-speed moving walkways in the airport. At one end, race each other to the other side... but walk forwards while the escalator or walkway is moving backwards. My friend's siblings get really competitive with this (they even have timed heats.) Bonus points if you don't get caught by the airport security guards.

When You Get Tired: What to do when you can't afford the Air Canada Maple Leaf Lounge. 

1) Baggage Fort: Sit in a corner seat by your flight gate, and pile up your entire family's luggage on the side that isn't a wall. Grab an iPad/Pod and listen to music or watch a movie, and ignore the strange looks from other travellers. If your family travels really light, this won't work as well. 

This is a very successful luggage fort.
The person is inside.

2) Use The Hoodie: Unless I'm travelling to a hot climate, I always wear a hoodie. Hoodies are extremely versatile, and for those of us who can't afford the $30 neck pillows, I highly recommend stuffing the fuzzy fabric into the hood for a comfortable pillow. Tip: It's nearly impossible to sleep sideways in airports because the armrests are these giant metal things on each seat. Your best bet for sleeping is against a wall or sitting upright.

Short Connections: When you get off the plane and immediately have to get across the airport for a connection twenty minutes later, it's important not to be captivated by all the stores and food right by the place you entered the airport. Prioritize by:

On Air Canada flights, the back
of the Enroute Magazine has
maps of several major airports.

1) Getting off the plane and charging over to your gate first. A lot of airlines have magazines in the seat pockets with maps of the major airports; figure out where your connecting flight is and how to get there beforehand. Getting on the plane is more important than getting food right now.

2) Then, put your bags down and get something to eat. If you only have ten minutes before boarding, use common sense and don't eat at a gourmet restaurant. Just refill your water bottle and buy some candy or a granola bar. 

3) If you still have time after that, it's not a "short connection"...


Well, that concludes the first "Travel Advice" post! I hope you can have a more enjoyable flight connection next time you're travelling (or at least try and build an acceptable baggage fort) :)

New "Travel Advice" Blog Posts

Until now, I've used this blog for posting reviews and information about locations and attractions, mostly in France. However, I'd like to expand the purpose of this blog to not only specific places, but also general travel advice. This way, readers who might not be going to the places I have mentioned can still use the travel advice wherever they are going. Because of the variety in posts, I hope the blog will be open to a wider audience as well.
These will appear every few posts, and will also be shorter than normal posts. They will be based on personal experience rather than researched information. (I'm a trained professional in Getting Lost In Airports, Cities And Basically Everywhere.) The posts will cover preparation for travel, time in airports, flight connections, and everything in between. Some things might sound obvious, but you'd be surprised how difficult it can be to actually enjoy yourself in an airport.
I hope you enjoy reading the new Travel Advice posts! (The first one will be posted tomorrow.)

4 Walks in Central Paris

You've probably read about the different attractions in Paris, but what you won't know is how to get around the city to those attractions. Sure, you can take dumpy side streets to get to the Eiffel Tower or wherever, but there are much nicer routes that connect these attractions to each other. Also, there are other parts of Paris you want to avoid, especially at night (around Montmartre, Bois de Boulogne, Moulin Rouge, Barbes-Rochechouart, and Pigalle). These are some good walks to take that can connect you between attractions. When in Paris, I would plan out a route --for example, the Louvre to the Arc du Triomphe-- and then take the Metro back. This can also depend on the location of your hotel, so keep that in mind when planning walks.


1) Louvre - Tuileries Gardens - Place de la Concorde - Champs-Elysées - Arc du Triomphe

Distance: 3.3km    Walking Time: 40-50 mins  Time/Interest Rating: 2.4/3

Awesomest Moment: When you're standing at the Arc du Triomphe du Carousell and see the Egyptian Obelisk in the distance, and behind that, the Arc du Triomphe, all perfectly centred.

Brief Description: This is a great walk if you want to see the Axe Historique all at once. (The Axis is the string of historic landmarks and monuments in an almost straight line towards the northeast. If you do one walk in Paris, this is it: After you look in the Louvre, head towards the

This picture shows the perspective of the
Axe Historique.

Arc du Triomphe du Carrousel (basically a mini Arc du Triomphe). Then, relax in the Tuileries Gardens and try not to get pickpocketed by the overly affectionate pigeons. From there, charge through the Place de la Concorde, but get across the roundabout before you look at the lovely Egyptian Obelisk. Getting run over is not a good way to start your walk. Then, make your way up the Champs- Elysées. The first third or so is tree covered, but not super interesting. Consider finding a Metro station to get closer to the Arc de Triomphe if you don't want to walk the whole way. (The Champs-Elysées Clemenceau, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and George V. stations are all positioned along the Champs-Elysses. Most of the interesting stores are between the Franklin. D. Roosevelt and George V. stations, and the Champs-Elysées Clemenceau station is located 2/3 of the way down the tree covered section.) Of course, the Arc du Triomphe is breathtaking as it gradually comes into view.

2) Musée d'Orsay - Esplanade des Invalides - Tour Eiffel

Distance: 2.5km   Time: 30-40 mins   Time/Interest Rating: 2.5/3

Awesomest Moment: The moment when you get your first real glance of the Eiffel Tower, and wonder how you could have possibly missed it before... it's actually quite difficult to see until you pass Les Invalides!

Brief Description: This walk is a fun way to get to the Eiffel Tower (see the earlier blog post about it.) If you want to approach from the Champ de Mars side of the Eiffel Tower, this is a good way to incorporate it into your day. I would highly recommend going into the Musée d'Orsay, even if you're only there for an hour or two. From the Musée d'Orsay, follow the Quai Anatole France until it merges into the Quai d'Orsay. This boulevard is rather busy, but it is shaded.  Enjoy the fabulous views of the Seine river as you walk along its banks. About five minutes from Les Invalides, you'll see the
Palias Bourbon, an 18th century parliamentary mansion. You'll pass the Air France base before you see the golden dome behind the Musée d'Histoire Contemporaine. (Add a 6 minute walk if you want to get closer to Les Invalides and the museum.) If you're getting tired of walking, find the Invalides Metro station and take it to Ecole Militaire. If not, you have two choices:
1) Continue on the Quai d'Orsay, which later becomes the Quai Branly. This will take you right to the Eiffel Tower. (It is rather hard to miss...)
2) Continue on the Quai d'Orsay until you get to the Pont de l'Alma (no, not the llama bridge!) and then turn down the Avenue Rapp or the Avenue Bosquet. Both streets will take you to the
 Champ de Mars, from where you can walk to the Eiffel Tower. Avenue Bosquet will take you longer, since you'll have to walk the entire length of the Champ de Mars to get to the tower.


3) Madeleine - Place Vendôme - Opera - Bourse

Distance: 1.9km   Time: 20-30 mins     Time/Interest Rating: 2.7/3

Awesomest Moment: Watching the tourists go into the super expensive shops in Place Vendome, and then seeing them come out with bewildered looks on their faces: "$680 for a perfume??"

Brief Description: This is another awesome walk in central Paris. Start at the Place de Madeleine, where you'll see the BIG temple. (Of course, dedicated to the glory of Napoleon's army.)

The Place Vendôme Column from a distance...
watch out for cars!

It's startlingly similar to the Maison Carée in Nimes, only a lot larger. From there, you can walk down the Boulevard de la Madeleine, then the Rue des Capucines until you find the Place Vendôme. This is where some of the most expensive shops in Paris are. When you see a Chanel store and a Louis Vuitton store right next to each other, you know you're in an expensive shopping area. There's a big column right in the middle of the Place Vendôme, although it is currently under construction. From there, take
Rue de la Paix to the Opera, where you can marvel at the awesomeness of the Paris Opera House. (You can take a tour inside it, but I'll save that for a later blog post. After the Place de l'Opera, walk along the Rue du Quatre Septembre until you get to the Bourse Metro Station. The square is nothing special, but on Rue Vivienne (nearby) you'll notice a restaurant called Le Vaudeville. You MUST eat a meal here. It's expensive, but their smoked salmon is probably the best thing you have ever tasted. If you can't afford the (possibly) 40 euro per person cost, well... there's a Monoprix down the street *sighs*.


4) Notre Dame - Musee de Cluny - Sorbonne University - Luxembourg Gardens

Distance: 1.3km   Time: 15-25 mins    Time/Interest Rating: 2.2/3

Awesomest Moment: Just after the bridge that gets you off Ile de la Cité, you'll have the opportunity to go down the narrowest street in Paris...1.8m wide Rue de Chat Qui Pêche. It's located just off the Quai Saint-Michel.

Brief Description: If you want to see the Luxembourg Gardens and the Notre Dame Cathedral in one day, this is an excellent option if you don't want to take the Metro. (Note: If you want to do a more thorough exploration of the islands, I would not try to cram this walk into that day. Spend a whole
day exploring the islands, and tie this walk into an exploration of the area around the Luxembourg Gardens instead.) Starting at the Notre Dame Cathedral, walk across the Petit Pont, then follow the Rue du Petit Pont. It will eventually turn into the Rue Saint-Jaques, and three blocks past that point you will come across the Cluny Museum. It's full of Medieval art, located in a Gothic mansion. It's definitely not for everyone, and if you only have a few days in Paris, don't bother with it. If you're into Medieval stuff (which I'm not), you would probably find it interesting. After you pass the museum, you'll come across the Sorbonne Univeristy. Out of all the streets in this area,

In the depths of the Luxembourg Gardens, the Luxembourg Palace is...
well, not exactly hidden.

Rue des Écoles is the nicest. The others aren't spectacular or anything, but it gives you a taste of the Parisian lifestyle. As a general rule, stick to larger streets-- they are tree-covered, have large sidewalks, crosswalks, and are generally not sketchy. This is a pretty safe area, though, and you can explore any of the side streets, and... what are those trees over there? You've already arrived at the Luxembourg Gardens! These meticulously tended gardens are absolutely awesome, so enjoy a walk in the early afternoon or evening here.

I hope you enjoyed reading about these walks in Paris! If you find yourself in Paris, maybe you'll try out one of these walks. Walking to different attractions instead of taking the Metro is a great way to save money, get a taste of Parisian life, and have a good adventure!
(The most adventurous thing that can happen to you in the Metro is getting your jacket stuck in the turnstiles. Trust me, it happens...)


There's more!
Blog posts relating to these locations:
- Make the Most of Le Tour Eiffel (all about the Eiffel Tower and Champ de Mars)
- Islands on the Seine (Explains Île de la Cité, Notre Dame Cathedral, etc)
Soon to come...
- Gardens in Paris: Tuileries & Luxembourg
- The Paris Opera House