By this point, you've probably read several posts about the various attractions in Paris, France. However, you need to know the various options available for travelling around the city, and
this post will list their convenience, cost, and fun-ness.
#1: Walking: Cost: None Convenience: 3/5 Fun? Depends where you are in the city
Pros- Walking is great exercise, and there's way more to see travelling on foot than underground in a Metro station. It's very inexpensive (you just have to eat more food/fuel!) and you can be mentally lazy and not have to worry about which stop to get off at. Some areas of Paris are better than others, of course, but walking is a great way to really appreciate the city.
Cons- It's sloooow. And if you're in Paris during a rainstorm (which isn't exactly uncommon), you're not going to have much fun in the forty-five minutes it takes you to get from the Louvre to the Luxembourg Gardens. So it's easy, but not always convenient or fast due to weather issues. And you also have to not trip over any natural wildlife (aka pigeons).
#2: Metro Cost: 1,70 Euro Convenience: 5/5 Fun? The first time, at least.
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This is a typical Paris Metro train. |
Pros- It's probably the most efficient way to get yourself around Paris, certainly for the price. The trains are always on time, and you can save money by paying about 13,70 Euros for a 10-pack, which I recommend. The ticket is effective until you leave the Metro, so you could ride around underground for a whole day and only pay 1,70 Euros. It's also super fun to take the Metro into Paris, because you're underground coming into the city and suddenly pop up right amongst the amazing architecture, just blocks away from some national landmark. You don't have to walk far to find a station, because they're almost everywhere in central Paris.
Cons- Not super interesting once you've been riding it for an hour, so try to incorporate Metro-ing with walking around the city, since all you're seeing is the inside of a tunnel. You don't really get much exercise (except for climbing the stairs...) But overall, it's definitely the most convenient form of transportation in Paris.
TIP: If you've seen the sights of Paris, this is a fun way to discover even more. Walk to a random Metro station. Pick a line and roll a pair of dice to see how many stations you go before getting off. Explore that area, then walk to a different station and choose a different line to go on. Take it in the opposite direction. Go aboveground and explore. Repeat.
*scroll down for Metro Map*
#3: RER Cost: Can vary Convenience: 4.5/5 Fun? Sorta
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At the Gare du Lyon, you can take SNCF trains or the TJV
outside of the city as well as change RER or Metro trains. |
Pros- This is a sort of suburban line that goes further outside the city, although it has several stops in central Paris and in some cases may be more convenient (it is faster and has fewer stops than the Metro lines). You can use a Metro ticket on these, but only in the central part of the city. If you are travelling to other zones (farther out of the city) you'll need to pay more for a separate RER ticket. If you're coming to Paris from the CDG or Orly airport, you'll take the RER into Paris.
Cons- Just like the Metro, it's only aboveground in the suburbs of Paris, and just when it gets interesting the RER trains go underground. You're better off to use the Metro system in central Paris, because it'll be easier to find a stop. Tickets can be a little on the expensive side if you're outside of the city centre. You also don't get much exercise on the RER (although you could run up and down the train if you wanted to).
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As you can see, the Paris Metro/RER system is very complex... |
#4: Bus Cost: 2 Euro Convenience: 3.5/5 Fun? Until there's the inevitable traffic jam
Pros- For short rides, travelling aboveground is definitely more entertaining, and you can also familiarize yourself with the city if you look around. You can use Metro tickets for the bus, but you can't transfer from a Metro to a bus using the same ticket. Packs of ten are available for 13,30 Euros. I'd recommend it if you're going to be on the bus a lot.
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Two-digit numbers mark Paris city buses,
three-digit numbers mark suburban buses.
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Cons- You need to get another ticket every 90 minutes, which can be annoying if you're riding for a long time. Traffic jams can help you learn the French curse words pretty quickly (just listen to everyone when you get stuck in the middle of the city). They're slower than the Metro, although useful during bad weather.
Bus Lines Outside Paris: The Roissybus runs from the CDG airport to central Paris, but I do not recommend it. You get no view, and it's really frustrating when there's a traffic jam. It takes about an hour and a half to get to Paris from the airport, and I'd recommend going on the RER instead. (Tickets from CDG to Paris cost 10 Euros per person...Mon dieu!)
#5: Taxi Cost: A lot Convenience: 4.5/5 Fun? Not when you see the price meter
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One of the taxi stations along the Champs-Elysées |
Pros- The Parisian taxis are safe and reliable, and you can catch a taxi by hailing one on the street or going to a street corner taxi station where they queue. Available taxis have a long white light on the roof. There are over 15,000 taxis in Paris, so finding one is usually not a problem. They are certainly very convenient, and if you're tired and don't want to memorize the Metro map, are a good idea.
Cons- However, taxis in Paris are super expensive because of the traffic, and unless you have to get somewhere urgently or are very tired, I wouldn't pay the extravagant taxi fees. I would not call for a taxi, because they charge for the distance travelled to pick you up. (I learned this the hard way...) Use the Metro/RER/Bus unless you want to treat yourself.
#6: Driving Cost: n/a Convenience: 1/5 Fun? If you're driving it's not fun...
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Traffic jams aren't exactly uncommon in Paris... |
Okay. DO NOT DRIVE YOUR CAR IN CENTRAL PARIS. The parking is impossible, driving can be a terror in the city, and if you want to park on the street it costs 2 Euro an hour and you're limited to two hours. Underground lots are even more expensive. Car rentals are expensive and it's going to take you forever to get where you need to go, because there are so many cars in central Paris. If you do bring your car (which you shouldn't have), park it outside the city and forget about it. Take the Metro, bus, or ANYTHING else but DO. NOT. DRIVE. A. CAR. IN. PARIS.
#7: Biking Cost: Varies Convenience: 3.5/5 Fun? YES!
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One of the Vélib bike stations in Paris. |
Pros- The city of Paris operates the Vélib bicycle rental program using three-speed bikes which you can pick up at stations or "service points" scattered around the city. You can pick up a bike at any Vélib station and turn it in at any other. The prices are affordable (1,70 Euro per day, and 1-4 Euros per half hour depending on how long the trip is). You need to get an account and money will be taken out if you damage the bike or return it overtime. You have to be 14 or older to use a bike. These are great exercise, and are faster than walking.
Cons- Although a great way to see the city, the bikes aren't super fast. Use them mainly for cruising around, because they won't get you across the city very quickly compared to the Metro. You do need a credit card with a microchip to use the bikes, but this is not usually a problem for us Canadians.
#8: Ferries Cost: 15 Euro/day Convenience: 3/5 Fun? Definitely.
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's the Batobus! |
Pros- Batobus is a ferry service on the river Seine that makes eight stops on a circular route in the central city: The Eiffel Tower, the Musée D'Orsay, Saint Germain des Prés, Notre Dame, the Jardin des Plantes, the Hotel de Ville, the Louvre, and the Champs-Elysées. It's a great way to see the city without memorizing bus routes, and it departs daily at 25 minutes intervals from 10:00AM to 7:00 PM. Once you buy a ticket, you can use it for the whole day regardless of how many time you get on and off.
Cons- Although fun, the Batobus only stops at locations on the river Seine, meaning you'll have
to find another transportation method to get to and from your hotel, unless it's right on the water. It also doesn't run in January, so plan accordingly (although it's unlikely you'll be in Paris at that time). I found the Batobus to be a bit touristy because it only visits the main attractions, but the views
are stunning.
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Here's a map of the Batobus route. It makes eight stops at major attractions along the river Seine. |
Overall, each method of transportation has its pros and cons, and you need to decide which one works for you. Remember to memorize your routes before you go somewhere, because opening a map and trying to figure out where you are will definitely make you a target for pickpockets. If you've lost you're way, downloading the Paris Metro app on your phone will make you less conspicuous, but don't let anyone see which pocket you put your phone in.
Most reliable: Taxi
Most convenient: Metro/RER
Most scenic: Ferries/Biking
Worst way you could possibly drag yourself around the city: Driving
This is just a brief summary, so I'd recommend checking
THIS LINK for useful information should you actually be going to Paris. Have fun!
Other useful websites:
Paris Metro:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Métro
Paris RER:
http://parisbytrain.com/paris-rer/
Bus Map: http://www.ratp.fr/informer/pdf/orienter/f_plan.phpnompdf=bus_paris&loc=reseaux&fm=pdf
Vélib Website: (in French)
http://en.velib.paris.fr
Batobus Website: (in French)
http://www.batobus.com